Tragic Dawn Alert — 3 A.M: An emergency royal broadcast has shaken the kingdom. King Charles is racing toward Andrew’s remote estate, escorted by guards under flashing blue lights. According to palace insiders, a senior member of the royal family has been lost forever. As the nation holds its breath, the Palace has released only one haunting line: “With deep sorrow… the one we have lost is…”
King Charles’s Shock Announcement: Prince Andrew to Host New Royal Reality Show! The chaos surrounding the Royal Family—from K-Pop stardom to rollerblade bunkers—reached its logical, and perhaps…