BREAKING NEWS – 10 MINUTES AGO! Congratulations — and chaos — for King Charles! The long-hidden DNA results of Princess Beatrice have just been revealed, confirming a 30-year-old royal rumor once dismissed as conspiracy. Reporters are flooding the Palace gates, guards have sealed the doors, and whispers echo through Buckingham’s marble halls: “Oh God… so the real father is…”
“Royal Shock! King Charles Makes Emotional Announcement About Princess Beatrice — The Palace Can’t Believe It” The United Kingdom was left reeling last night after King Charles…