MIDNIGHT — 12 HOURS AGO! Darkness swallowed the Buckingham Palace as Princess Anne stepped into the Grand Hall, her footsteps echoing like a funeral drum. With trembling hands, she delivered the saddest announcement in the history of . “A beloved member of our royal family… has left us forever. That person is…”
ANNE BOLTS! PRINCESS ROYAL QUITS ROYAL LIFE TO JOIN CIRCUS! 😱 QUEEN ELIZABETH’S DAUGHTER ABANDONS TITLE FOR LIFE ON THE ROAD—AND A HORSE NAMED ‘NIGEL’…